Want Ad: Belgian Government Sought

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Help Wanted: Belgian Government Needed (or is it?)

Must put needs of the country 2nd;
No public relations experience necessary; Babysitting knowledge a plus; Bitter divorce expertise, finger pointing skills highly preferred; Must have passed Government 101 and Advanced Sandbox Strategy; Abstract concept and no-win negotiating skills highly desirable; At least 2yrs work history resigning to a King mandatory. Apply to:

We Look Like Idiots- HQ
F-up Street, 1
Brussels, Belgium

No phone calls without a translator